For Father’s Day, I thought some of my favorite Dadisms – and unspoken responses – would be fun. Please post some of your favorites?
- “Because I said so, that’s why.” – “Thanks! That clears it up completely.”
- “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll give you something to cry about.” – “But, I already have something to cry about.”
- “Two wrongs don’t make a right.” – “But three lefts do…”
- “This will hurt me a lot more than it hurts you.” – “Then please don’t do it, I can’t stand to see you hurt.”
- “Ask your mother.” – “She just told me to ask you.”
- “I’ll knock you into next week.” – “Cool, time travel.”
- “This is your last warning.” – “Isn’t that what you said last time?”
- “Enough is enough” – “Let me get my thesaurus.”
- “Do as I say, not as I do.” – “Thanks for being a great role model!”
- “When I was your age…” – “I hate history…”
- “Were you born in a barn?” – “I don’t remember.”
- “You make a better door than you do a window.” – “Odd, I don’t feel like either.”
- “You better not say a word… well answer me!” – “Am I being punked?”
- “Do you want me to stop this car?” – “Depends, are we there yet?”
Happy Father’s Day!